Post-(Chinese 10) Cigarette

inspired by my Chinese 10 classmate. hoy mga shungashunga i am just exaggerating. cute siya but well again, dry na naman as usual. hayyy..."dry magnet" din pala ako. but it's a misnomer cuz i don't attract dry guys I AM ATTRACTED TO dry guys and then i get bored. my reaction is quite predictable but i'm so stubborn i never learn. so i write it here for the amusement of everyone. hahahahaha! ako ay shungashunga! so read on people and enjoy. here it goes...

You're so dry..and so stiff...and so lifeless. You turn me on. Let me sit on your lap. I itch to drown your face in the sea of my long hair. Waves crashing gently... sea to shore; my hair, your face. This is the beginning of a one and a half hour foreplay. You sing to me like the ocean breeze on a moist summer night...by the sand...when you speak Chinese. Words I barely understand but you teach me how, in a frigid manner that sets currents racing from my toes to my nose. Oh the words! You give them different meaning. You make me feverish. I will moan like thunder just thinking of eating lychees (chilled and in can) with you. The thought of it...lychees in syrup; your mouth, my mouth, one spoon.
Your back is before my eyes. You wear a t-shirt that says, "Fuck Fear, Drink Beer". Sorry I cannot fuck it because tonight my fear is nothing. My thoughts breed germs now because everything in it is warm dirt. Me, you, lychees, your hair and mine. We could start a plague and kill everybody else. Then it would just be you and I. Oh how I lust for you...from 5:30-7 pm in Chinese class. You are the dullest person I've ever known. NEE HAO MA means " Let me ruin your life...and your hair."

When Life Smells Like Your Morning Breath

Chongers, lovers, fuckers, smilers ,weepers, losers, winners how do you brush your teeth? Yes, with toothpaste and a toothbrush. Clean teeth make you smile but toothpaste in your eyes...it makes you cry. This is how i see life. Ordinary becomes amazing; routine becomes amusing. I do not write to inspire, to keep you motivated, to change your life. I write to make you smile---to make me smile. This is purely for my amusement and yours. Let us all kill time and kill the demons that constantly remind us that life is a cavity. Dark, cold and yucky. There is so much to do and much more to feel and discover. But who is hurrying? YOU JUST CAN'T HURRY BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. It should take 4 minutes, at least twice a day. 4 minutes seems too long when you're brushing; but not when you're watching TV. =)